I don't like high fashion. So really, it's stupid that I'm doing this. Making doll clothes, I mean. Because really, that's what they are. But the good news is, there are a million other people out there more than happy to make you nice clothes. So I don't have to do anything that I don't want to.

These are not nice clothes. You will not find nice clothes here.

Destitution Couture

Bean Sack Dress - Ever-fashionable, low-cut burlap, offset by snappy green beach thongs. Perfect for that trip down to the wallow to slop the pigs you're all but kin to. Ragged! For Adult females.

Flour Sack Dress - A cheap, off-white linen tube dress, fashioned with the modern hillbilly in mind. Great for formal wear. For Adult females.

Filthy Overalls - For the man of the house! Pre-stained and spattered, shirtless and shoeless. For Adult males.

Intensely Upsetting Panties - SHUT UP, TURN THE LIGHT OFF, AND GET IN THE FUCKING BED.

Hey, I just make 'em. How they use 'em is up to you. For Adult females.