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August 14, 2003

Atrocity Tourism: Tolyn's Journal.

As I've mentioned before, I have no interest in most Livejournals.

Livejournals are completely goddamn boring, because most people are completely goddamn boring. That's just a fact. I'm boring, you're boring, we're boring. Very few people have something of interest, importance and gravity to say every single day of their lives.

Fortunately, there's Tolyn.

Tolyn's offline name is Sergeant Coats, of the Oakland Housing Authority Police Department. He's a cop, and he lives in a great, big housing project in California. As you can imagine, his life's pretty entertaining, if not to experience, then certainly to read about. Drug busts, Jedi Mind Tricks, tranny hookers, and hypeheads shooting smack where he walks his dog.

He's a bit of a cynic, but I suppose after ten years in the ghetto, you'd kinda have to be.

Posted by Spike at August 14, 2003 01:40 PM

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Comments

 

Cynicism's good. So is hearing about door-related injuries. The question is, however, how can someone not realise that their head WASN'T in the car before closing the door?

Posted by Randell at August 14, 2003 11:06 PM
203.79.95.195

 

I clocked myself any number of times on the car door and frame. It's called, "I thought I ducked and I thought the car was higher."

Posted by Lea at August 15, 2003 11:22 PM
66.69.118.25

 

Yeah, but actually shutting the door...

Posted by Randell at August 16, 2003 11:21 PM
203.79.95.101

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