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August 15, 2003
I have the best idea ever.
Read the following very, very closely. Because when it becomes a billion dollar business and an international institution, you'll know: You heard it here first.
PORN. WRESTLING.
Someone should found the World Porn Federation. The WPF.
The WPF would be like the WWF, but with show-fucking instead of play-wrestling. So it would be a weekly porn shoot with soap opera intermissions, where everyone's interviewed and gets to talk shit about everyone else, and forge porn alliances, or make porn adversaries, drop and hire managers, that kind of thing. There would be the good porn stars who stand for truth, justice, and multiple orgasms, and the evil porn stars, who always finish first and won't give head and take too much Viagra. And all their "fights" would be oleaginous sex scenes, after which loyalties would switch, and everyone would badmouth everyone else's technique, and there would be instant replays on all the facials.
And there could be Pay-Per-View live events. Like RAW. You wouldn't even have to change the name. Hell, most porn stars wanna act anyway, right?
Tell me this wouldn't work.
Posted by Spike at August 15, 2003 09:55 PM
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