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September 19, 2003

AHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, Jesus. Just found a Shoutcast station that streams The Dr. Laura Show. I haven't actually sat down and listened to this rat-faced witch in ages, at least since I was in high school. God, I've missed her.

OMG OMG YOU'RE A WHORE AND CONDOMS HAVE A 20% FAILURE RATE AND WEAR LINGERIE TO EXCITE YOUR NO-NECK HUSBAND AND PEOPLE WHO "SHACK UP" TOGETHER ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS DIVORCE BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW CORRELATION EQUALS CAUSATION SO GET RELIGION SCREEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!

I'll bet she's sitting behind the mic in a spiked leather bustier and cast-iron panties, fondling a cat-o-nine-tails. She's D-and-S for the people. Oooooo, yesssssss. Disapprove of me, Dr. Laura. Punish me. Lay me bare in front of your listening audience. I've been BAD. So, so BAD.

Sister's pretty self-righteous and puritanical for a lady who's got nudie pics floatin' around Kazaa. And Jesus, welcome to the jungle.

A beard-trimmer and a Lady Gillette, Dr. Laura. Do the right thing.

Posted by Spike at September 19, 2003 07:03 PM

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You think she's bad, you should get a load of her Y-chromosome enhanced, politically supercharged clone offshoot, one Michael Savage @ www.michaelsavage.com . When I'm home from college, I hear THIS madness every weeknight at 7pm. And the sad thing is, the guy is actually kind of funny when he isn't shoving a spiked dildo down the listeners' throats in the form of the UberConservative-Right-Wing-Religious Paranoid Political Agenda.

Posted by Lyra at September 19, 2003 10:30 PM
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Ya know, I've heard of this guy, but Clear Channel and the FCC are too busy being giant boners to allow Internet broadcasts, so I've never caught a show. My reception here in the city is super-awful.

Hm. Didn't he have a show on some news channel that got cancelled when he said somethign deragatory about gays people? or am I thinking of someone else?

Posted by spike at September 21, 2003 11:20 AM
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Michael Savage's radio show DID have a brush with cancellation, because during one program he addressed a caller with pro-homosexual rights leanings as a "filthy sodomite", and I think he wished AIDS or some other kind of STD upon him as well. In the aftermath of that statement, he got yanked permanently from a lot of radio stations nationally. But here in Boston, he was only gone for a while, and as soon as he submitted his apology statement he was back on the air. I'm still a bit fuzzy one some of the finer details, but that's pretty much what happened.

Even FUZZIER is his supposed previous life as wannabe hippie confidante of Allen Ginsburg, under his original(?) name of Michael Weiner. Whether this is really true remains yet to be addressed by Savage himself, but the prospect of him writing letters to Ginsburg with such hopes as "wanting to stick a camera into [the poet's] asshole and take pictures of [his]rectum walls" DEFINITELY merits further investigation.

Posted by Lyra at September 21, 2003 09:13 PM
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