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September 22, 2003

Crap.

I guess I should start designing my holiday cards soon.

I flaked out last year, won't be repeating. I have a couple months yet, but all this nonsense is best tackled early, especially considering I'd like to beat the rush at the printer.

I don't especially like Santa Claus, and I don't buy that son-of-god crap, either. So I've got no idea what to put on these things. I could cop out with a wildlife scene, but Jebus, if I'm gonna be that trite, why even bother making my own?

Hm. Maybe a devil. They're red, right? That's festive. A devil, bracketed top and bottom by the words JO, SATURNALIA. THE SLAVES ARE THE MASTERS.

Or is that too Pagan-y? I don't want anything Solstice-related. Or too political, although I do think a SO WHERE ARE THOSE WMDs AGAIN? card would be pretty goddamn funny. Hm. Ah well, lots of time to figure it out.

And all you guys out there can have a card, if you want. Once I finish the design, I'll be asking around for addresses. Mail me yours and I'll see that you get one. It's the season for sharing, after all.

Remember when they held off until the day after Thanksgiving before they pummeled you with all the pine trees and ornaments? Those were the days, man.

Posted by Spike at September 22, 2003 10:25 AM

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woohoo, spike cards! can't wait.

Posted by jaclyn at September 27, 2003 03:53 PM
68.104.233.252

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