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January 04, 2004

Some Dude Totally Married Me Saturday.

...and that's why this week's Sparkneedle was a little late. It's up now, though. I'm sorry about that, the comic completely slipped my mind.

But hopefully, Lucas and Odessa will be on time this week. No promises.

In case you didn't know, I married Matt, my colorist. It took two minutes, cost ten dollars, and we both wore jeans. I'll spare you the tiresome details for now.

At least until we get the pictures developed, anyway.

Posted by Spike at January 4, 2004 05:08 PM

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God DAMNIT woman, PHOTOS... I WANT PHOTOS. Congrats you two crazy kids, now maybe a certain penguin fetishist we know will take your torch and get hitched with his girl....here's hoping at least. Frank is such a slacker. Cripes.

Posted by Karen K. at January 4, 2004 05:29 PM
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Corn-granulations to you both! I want all the gory details. Did your mother cry? Did your father give you away? Did they pretend not to know you?

Posted by Lisa Jonté at January 4, 2004 05:32 PM
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*goes out and gets roaring drunk, stumbles home in the dark, collapses in a corner and starts rocking back and forth, moaning "she'll never be mine..." over and over until she at last loses consciousness*

Oh yeah, and postponing cartoons to get married? Like, what the fuck, Spike. Keep your eye on the fuckin' ball here. CHRIST.

Posted by Dylan at January 4, 2004 06:17 PM
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Wait... someone DATED you???

Posted by Zack at January 4, 2004 07:37 PM
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We have to suffer with a late Sparkneedle just so you can go and get yourself MARRIED? Come on! I thought we came first! I thought you loved us!

No. Instead you show your love to this... Matt fellow.

In all seriousness, though, congratulations you two! A late Sparkneedle is hardly worth complaining about, with this excuse. (Now, not having a new Sparkneedle at all...)

Posted by Rich at January 4, 2004 09:37 PM
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Congratulations to both of you guys!

Posted by Kim at January 4, 2004 10:24 PM
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Yeh.

Posted by The Bloated Camel at January 5, 2004 12:54 AM
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JESUS TAP DANCING ROBOT CHRIST!
Congrats hon, hope it all work sout, great.....

Posted by Juan Navarro at January 5, 2004 08:03 AM
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Well, holy crapoley. CONGRATULATIONS and Best Wishes for a Happy Future and suchforth. I am taking it that you did the ol' courthouse weddin' thing, although it would also have been awesome to have some ornately punkified ceremony with GIANT TRICKED-OUT MEAN-ASS BOOTS for the dress code. Do we have to start referring to Matt as "Mr. Spike", now? (heh, I reckon it trumps "Lemur", hoo boy)

Posted by Ainsley S at January 5, 2004 09:49 AM
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Ahhh, a marraige license. Enjoy the tax benefits, and if you changed your name, enjoy getting every single thing with your name on it changed.

I'd have to have a big enough wedding to have a band, so I could have Melt-Banana play "Here Comes The Bride".

It'd still be a short wedding. She'd have to wear tennis shoes.

Posted by Psychomelody at January 5, 2004 12:42 PM
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How wonderful. Congratulations!

Posted by Computolio at January 5, 2004 09:13 PM
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Thanks, folks. (Dylan, baybee, j00 kno it was never meant to be.)

I'll detail the wedding later on, when I've got something more interesting for you to look at than paragraphs and paragraphs of text.

And Zack, die plz.

Posted by spike at January 6, 2004 10:22 AM
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WAY TO SELL OUT TO THE MARRIAGE MACHINE!!!!!!!

BREEDER!!!!!!!!

Posted by K. Thor Jensen at January 6, 2004 11:04 AM
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Hey! Congrats lady, I thought it wasn't going to happen till this spring. I wish you all the best!

-Tom

Posted by Tom at January 6, 2004 12:42 PM
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Congratulations! I knew I was drunk for a reason.

Posted by Eric Millikin at January 7, 2004 06:26 PM
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Sweet Christ. I <3 all. Every last one of you.

'cept you, K Thor.

Posted by spike at January 8, 2004 10:55 AM
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hý from turkeý ýam salih
are you married me?
my telephone number:09003182256712
gsm:+9005364928339
email: bluestar6@mynet.com
foreverthing thenks

Posted by salih kose at February 17, 2004 06:50 AM
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