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February 16, 2004

One day left to register to vote in the Illinois presidential primaries, folks.

Hint hint.

Interestingly enough, the Internet seems to think I should vote for Howard Dean, but none of the candidates are that great a fit. I guess I'm just that hard to please.

1. Your ideal theoretical candidate. (100%)
2. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (79%)
3. Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat (78%)
4. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (76%)
5. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (74%)
6. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (71%)
7. Bush, President George W. - Republican (15%)
8. Phillips, Howard - Constitution (15%)

For a real scare, take the test yourself, and click through to the "Constitution Party" policies. Republicans, but without the pretense of admitting anyone who makes less than fifty grand a year after taxes exists.

Posted by Spike at February 16, 2004 12:55 PM

Comments

...me and Kucinich. 100%.

We should have babies.

*forehead....SLAP!!!!*

Posted by Dylan at February 16, 2004 05:22 PM
66.159.153.71

That thing has to be rigged. Everyone I know who's tried it has gotten Kucinich at 100%.

Posted by Lisa Jonte at February 16, 2004 06:39 PM
69.42.3.13

Except me.

I'M A FREAK. :(

Posted by spike at February 16, 2004 07:31 PM
68.20.181.166

Wierd - I wholeheartedly support Kucinich, but it put Sharpton and Dean ahead of the dude.

...Isn't Dean basically a crypto-conservative anyway? All my research has convinced me that Kucinich and Sharpton as the only real progressives of the lot.

Knock 'em dead at the primaries, Spike. I'm out of the country at the moment, and my state decided to caucus anyways, so my word gets to Not Matter until November. I guess the good thing about the primaries this year is that everyone is going to immediately get behind whoever actually wins, so you don't have to worry about absurdities like 'wasting your vote.' KUCINICH '04 <3 <3 <3

Posted by Nick Fagerlund at February 16, 2004 07:59 PM
193.120.73.51

"...Isn't Dean basically a crypto-conservative anyway?"

Uh... no. Quite the opposite. Is not as far out as Kucinich, but he's damn close.

Posted by Zack at February 17, 2004 05:19 PM
24.91.144.35

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