Iron Circus: Atrocity Tourism: Sleeves

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March 16, 2004

Atrocity Tourism: Sleeves

Man, I wanna look super kewlies for the Linkin Park concert on Friday, but my STOOPID MAWM won't let me get that tattoo of Calvin totally taking a leak on the whole planet for the show! WEAK! I was totally not gonna clean my room OR do the dishes. Then, I found SLEEVES.

I locked braces with Leslie Weaselface AND Cold Sore Wanda, and that was just during the opening act! My days of "indescribable" Livejournal entries and piccies of myself on DeviantArt crying and bleeding in the corner are OVER. And I owe all seven of my pubic hairs to YOU. Thanks, Sleeves!

*~*^II Nytesquall da JUGGALO II^*~*

Posted by Spike at March 16, 2004 10:42 PM

Comments

iam.bmezine is full of people shrieking angrilly about those.

Posted by jaclyn at March 16, 2004 11:25 PM
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I actualy think those are pretty cool, regardless of being poser material. I just hope that they ain't made outa nylon.

Posted by The Bloated Camel at March 17, 2004 08:34 AM
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I... I have no words.

Posted by Lisa Jonte at March 17, 2004 09:48 AM
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*shudder*

Posted by Rich at March 17, 2004 02:36 PM
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Camel: I think they are. I mean, they MUST be. Otherwise, they'd have to make them in about fifty different skintones, wouldn't they?

And Jaclyn: Not surprised. At all. Vorhese has sleeves himself (the real, painful, meaningful, expnsive kind), and this just about made his head explode. I think because of how seriously people who choose to cover themselves in lots of tats take the process. This must seem like grotesque cultural misappropriation in the 1st degree.

Posted by spike at March 17, 2004 03:45 PM
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That's... um... kind of creative, in a way. I find the "full body shirt" the most amusing. Mainly because it only comes in women's sizes.

MEANWHILE, IN THE "SLEEVES" BOARDROOM:
"Dude, I just thought of a way to get chicks to go toppless!""

Posted by spookable at March 17, 2004 04:02 PM
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oh, and there was even an article spawned by it, if you're interested: http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20040312.html

Posted by jaclyn at March 17, 2004 11:26 PM
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Thanks! Reading it now...

Posted by spike at March 19, 2004 02:45 AM
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I feel thoroughly insulted. Tattoos should never, ever be a trend, and I was pretty sure before these atrocities were made that it didn't get any lower than people getting tattoos because they were "in."

I guess I was wrong.

Posted by Ed at March 21, 2004 05:15 PM
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