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"YOUR PENIS IS VERY SMALL AND SMELLS OF PRAWNS"
Posted by Wagner at May 10, 2004 10:04 PM
24.28.87.101
I apologize for using this comment for an unrelated topic, but I have been unable to locate the pictures you promised of the mummification of Beavis. Could you tell me where they are?
Posted by The Bloated Camel at May 10, 2004 10:23 PM
172.173.51.226
They're coming tomorrow. The pictures are organized, they just need clever (har har) commentary.
Posted by spike at May 10, 2004 10:29 PM
68.20.179.36
"NOT IMPRESSED"
"Is that a penis or a vestigial tail?"
"The police have been notified."
"John Ashcroft has been notified."
"I'm spoken for."
"I'm a man."
Posted by Rich at May 10, 2004 10:42 PM
151.197.225.231
Also:
"Congratulations. You are now visible on the Internet."
Posted by Rich at May 10, 2004 10:57 PM
151.197.225.231
Call the hotel desk and tell them that they've got grampa wank-yanker on their eighth floor. Tell them that if they don't dislodge him, you'll blast the pictures and location of their establishment all over the internet.
Posted by Lisa Jonte at May 10, 2004 11:17 PM
69.42.3.13
I like Lisa's suggestion, mainly for the ensuing fun of documenting the freak-out with pictures!
Posted by Lea at May 11, 2004 08:16 AM
24.167.107.62
Erm, how far away is his window from your building?
God, you have the best webpage EVAH.
Posted by Lea at May 11, 2004 08:17 AM
24.167.107.62
The hotel's across a three-lane street. He's not as close as he looks, Matt's camera is just digital, high-res, and has a very effective zoom.
Posted by spike at May 11, 2004 09:01 AM
68.20.179.36
Dad?!
Posted by Zack at May 11, 2004 06:26 PM
24.131.183.235
Hmm... I think informing him he's on the net wouldn't work. He's after attention, after all.
I'm saying inform the hotel... or else count the number of windows up, and over, and slip photos of Beavis's mummification under his door.
You know... the ones we CLAMMOR FOR!!! OH, JESUS, THE CLAMMORING!
It hurts somehow...
Posted by spookable at May 11, 2004 06:36 PM
205.188.116.146
Tell the hotel. That's completely uncalled for, and he is doing it for attention. Or you can just put up a sign that says:
I CAN SEE YOU AND I'M NOT IMPRESSED!
Posted by London at May 11, 2004 11:03 PM
68.74.120.121
Thanks, spike. I can't wait to see the gonads.
Posted by The Bloated Camel at May 11, 2004 11:28 PM
64.12.116.146
Good !
Posted by maxo at May 12, 2004 04:08 PM
24.154.129.137
Is he still smoking his joint over there?
Posted by Lea at May 12, 2004 09:07 PM
24.167.107.62
Also Acceptable:
"Threading His Screw"
"Driving his Hot Rivets"
"Torqing his Lug-Nuts"
"Adjusting the Calibration of his Lower Anterior Impact Drive Shaft"
"Rotating his... uh... monkey... thing...
Okay, this is hard.
Posted by spookable at May 13, 2004 09:52 AM
64.12.113.152
Spookable: I think "Okay, this is hard" was your best one.
Posted by Eric M. at May 13, 2004 11:51 AM
12.34.51.20
Nope, Lea. he was apparently just staying for one night. Which is kind of a shame, cuz I was planning on being a much bigger jerk the next night.
Posted by spike at May 13, 2004 11:58 AM
68.20.179.36
Eric: Why thank you. I think form now on I'll leave the masturbation jokes to the pros.
Posted by spookable at May 13, 2004 08:28 PM
64.12.116.146
I just want to mock one last time: that grip.
That two-fingered carrying on designed to show off maximum amounts of a small tool. That porno movie shakin'.
SAD.
Posted by Lea at May 14, 2004 05:36 AM
24.167.107.62
The classic squelch: that looks like a penis, only much smaller!
Posted by Liz D-M at June 12, 2004 10:36 AM
68.187.67.36
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