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May 30, 2004
Atrocity Tourism: The A List.
Attention, shrewish gossips: You've found The Promised Land. Go easy on 'er, though; Geocities sites don't tolerate too much traffic.
Culled from alt.gossip.celebrities and gossiplist.com, "The A List" is a huge, alphabetical listing of hundreds of rumors, some I'm perfectly willing to believe ("Beatty, Warren. Slut supreme; the only woman he hasn't slept with is me."), some that seem more than a little out there ("Cosby, Bill. Rumored to touch children's private parts off the set of his shows."), and some that just make flowers bloom, birds sing, and set the world to rights again ("Chow Yun Fat. The Coolest Man Alive. Penn & Teller. Both friendly, very cool.").
One of the funniest things about this site is that, although the tips are anonymous, you can tell exactly who's writing the author with gossip. An unusual number of subjects are decried as "bad tippers" or "rude to their staff." Others are credited as "unpleasent to the people who drive them." Still more are mocked as "under-endowed." Hollywood starfuckers, chauffers, food service lackeys and bellboys, rise and hold your heads high. Your revenge is at hand.
Posted by Spike at May 30, 2004 07:36 PM
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