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September 29, 2004

Masturbator Across the Street #2.

There's another guy standing bare-ass naked in a room in the hotel across the street.

Another.

He is most definitely jerking off.

I know he sees me. He waved.

This keeps happening.

I GUESS I'M JUST IRRESISTIBLE HUH GUYZ AM I RITE.

Posted by Spike at September 29, 2004 10:01 PM

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Comments

 

Is there just some sort of pheromone you put off that attracts these weirdos? ^_^

Posted by scratch chickie at September 30, 2004 02:49 PM
63.185.65.97

 

So why not take pictures and call the cops?

Posted by Computolio at October 1, 2004 12:59 AM
66.238.97.11

 

I did take a picture... I think.

Ya see, Matt recently broke his digital camera, the one we usually use for pictures. So we had to go analog, and actually have to develop the film somewhere. We're not sure we got the shot. We won't know for sure until we get the prints back.

As for the cops... eh. I'd call 'em, if this actually bothered me. But really, the look on the guy's face when we sidle up to the window with a camera, snap a picture, and give him a thumbs-up is all I want from the situation. He's not ruining my night or anything. Hell, he made it more interesting.

Posted by spike at October 1, 2004 01:29 AM
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Check with the hotel. Perhaps that room is billed as the "Wank Suite"?

Posted by Tone at October 4, 2004 05:10 PM
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"I'd like a room with a view, please. Preferably into the apartment of some chick hunched over a drafting table and muttering to herself. GOD THAT GETS ME SO HAWT."

Posted by spike at October 8, 2004 03:52 PM
68.20.214.143

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