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October 05, 2004

Atrocity Tourism: My Miserable Life.

I've been totally ignoring the blog since forever, haven't I?

Sorry about that, guys. I can't even begin to describe how busy the past week's been. So here's a little something to tide you over while I finish up the next Blikada page. Who knows, maybe some of you might not have seen it.

My Miserable Life.

I like a good dose of Schadenfreude as much as the next vicious, gut-eating harpy, but I think this site blew out a fuse. So, I get my kicks trying to figure out which stories are real, and which are total fabrications submitted in an attempt to break into the "Top 5 Tales of Woe" winner's circle. Or, uh, loser's circle. Because that's apparently an accomplishment to be proud of.

Yeah.

Anyway.

"Smothered by debt." "We're both having his child." "Unfortunately I get these infections monthly." The titles alone are enough to make your bowels clench in a combination of relief and horror.

Have fun. I'll try to get you guys some comics tomorrow.

Posted by Spike at October 5, 2004 03:19 AM

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Comments

 

The ads for pr0n sites amid all the woe are a nice touch. I think that contributed to the overall sensation of brain-hurt from looking at that stuff.

Posted by Karin at October 5, 2004 04:31 AM
63.246.185.62

 

"It sucks being attractive. All you get are men wanting to cum in your mouth and women wanting to kill you."

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!

Posted by Zack at October 5, 2004 09:44 AM
24.131.183.235

 

hah hah hah "I'm sure she spends it all on ho hos and scratch tickets". I love how nine times out of ten the misery is someone else's fault, neatly perpuating our victim culture.

Posted by Gideon at October 6, 2004 06:04 AM
24.1.90.105

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