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October 15, 2004
Music Appreciation: Karma, Irony Launch Allied Offensive Against Seth Putnam!
So there's this band. They're called Anal Cunt. And their frontman, Seth Putnam? He's in a coma.
Yeah.
According to RockNews, Punknews.co.uk, and I Ate Your Microphone, there's gonna be brain damage. The gnarly kind.
And I guess that's not really funny. Unless you know anything about Anal Cunt.
Consider a few song titles.
Windchimes are Gay
I Just Saw the Gayest Guy on Earth
Hitler was a Sensitive Man
Old Lady Across the Hall With No Life
I Like Drugs and Child Abuse
I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It
Van Full of Retards
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Recycling is Gay
You Got Date Raped
Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You
Pottery's Gay
Internet is Gay
I Noticed That You're Gay
You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)
I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You
Women: Nature's Punching Bag
Being Ignorant is Awesome
I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die
Also, consider the memories of his fans, quoted from the SA Forums:
"I remember watching him buy crack from some hobos and smoking it with them then hitting a skinhead girl in the head with a beer bottle during their set."
"Another goon vinnland was telling me about how they got chased out of muncie indiana because seth hit a pregnant girl with a folding chair."
"That even beats the show I saw where they put on a neo-Nazi anti-feminist band as their opening act just to piss off all the 16 year-old teenygoths/punks in the audience and then played "Hitler was a Sensitive Man" "Ha Ha Holocaust" and "Body By Auschwitz" all in a row. It was all security could do to keep a beatdown from happening and I couldn't stop laughing at the sheer beauty of how AC orchestrated it all."
So maybe now you're getting the idea.
Any teenybopper dipshit can troll online. Anal Cunt essentially trolled real life, which is probably a lot more dangerous. And a lot funnier.
But anyways, KARMIRONY.
Anal Cunt - You're in a Coma
There's not a lot of payoff to most Anal Cunt songs; all the humor's in the lyrics and titles. But there are still some worth listening to, if only for the novelty of actually being able to make out what Seth's saying. I can personally recommend "Hitler Was a Sensitive Man," "I Just Saw the Gayest Guy on Earth," "Art Fag," "Chris Barnes is a Pussy," and "Technology's Gay." Also, the entire Picnic of Love album. Because hey, why not.
Lyrics below the cut. Bet they don't help, even a little bit.
You're In A Coma
You're a fucking vegetable, we tried to pull the plug
But you still wouldn't die, you're a dumb stupid fag
You shit in a bag, you piss in a tube, you can't walk, you can't move
You're in a coma
You're in a coma
You're in a coma
You're in a coma
I tried to give you a hotfoot, but you didn't notice
You're gay and you're in a coma, you're a fruit and a vegetable
You shit in a bag, you piss in a tube, you can't walk, you can't move
You're in a coma
You're in a coma
You're in a coma
You're in a coma
Posted by Spike at October 15, 2004 03:16 AM
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