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February 21, 2005
Atrocity Tourism: Happy Neurotic North Korean Propaganda Day!
Hope you've set the day aside to riot in the streets and throw off the yoke of the reactionary running dogs in the name of the great proletariat uprising. OR ARE YOU A STINKING CAPITALIST COLLABORATOR?
Red is so my color.
Anyway, on to the festivities.
No Movement of the People is complete without a stirring anthem to prod it along the rutted mud causeway to victory, so make sure you get the words to our official song memorized. "Fucking USA!" has been generously provided by the not-at-all gibbering and insane North Korean Government via broadcast in Japan and South Korea, so make sure to sign the thank you card I have making the rounds.
We're talking to Anal Cunt about an English-language cover. I'm very excited.
Should even a trace of unpatriotic doubt come to roost in your great socialist breast, remember to report immediately for flogging, funny hats, and mandatory propoganda. NO SHIRKERS. The posters are a traveling exhibit, and we haven't got the time or resources to draw you your very own U.S. Capitol Building being squished by giant monster hands, so get a move-on.
The day's activities finish up with a dose of inspiration at the official Democratic People's Republic of North Korea homepage. Don't be fooled by the .com address; this site is a site OF THE PEOPLE. You can tell, because of the mid-90's Geocities design ethic. NO IMPERIALIST OPPRESSOR PHOTOSHOP TRICKS HERE, GOD DAMN IT.
Be sure to visit the souvenir page and pick up some North Korean porcine and jaded.
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SHIT I MEAN PORCELAIN AND JADE. PORCELAIN AND JADE PLEASE DON'T TELL KIM OH GOD NO NOT THE CAR BATTERY
SCABS UPON SCABS UPON SCABS
LET GO OF ME YOU SONS OF
GRAGHL
Posted by Spike at February 21, 2005 07:44 AM
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