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April 01, 2005

I love you, Illinois.

I love you and your 800-pound gorilla of a Democratic voting block. Especially when you manage to beat back the stupidity.

Can't believe we're bordered by Iowa, Wisconsin, Missouri, Indiana, and Kentucky.

We should build a wall.

Posted by Spike at April 1, 2005 08:08 PM

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OH SHIT!

Man, you guys are awesome. I'm picturing the religious Right as a dumb-looking guy who just got kicked in the face by angry women.

Posted by Nick Fagerlund at April 1, 2005 10:55 PM
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Maybe I shoudl move back. My current state, North Carolinia, just rediscovered it's 200-year old ban on two people of the opposite sex living together. I'm actually breaking the fucking law by living wiht my girlfriend.

Posted by spookable at April 2, 2005 12:09 PM
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Sweet crap almighty. You mean there are actually people making noises about -enforcing- that law?

Posted by Matt at April 3, 2005 04:49 AM
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It hasn't actually been enforced much. It's usually used as an excuse to fire people, as it was with the 911 dispatcher who brought the ACLU in.

Now that it's back in the public, though, the usual suspects are voicing their support of it. I, meanwhile, am in the local paper, not only admitting I'm breaking the law, but that I'm happy to be doing so.

Of course, the way to fix this is simple... I'm going to have to take the plunge; make that most sacred and irreversable commitment in the eyes of the Lord.

That's right. I'm getting a sex change.

Posted by spookable at April 3, 2005 11:14 AM
68.210.250.111

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