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August 08, 2005

Woo nelly, bumper crop of racism this summer!

Dear Random Black Guys:

Muttering "WE'RE GONNA STEAL OUR QUEEN BACK!" at my husband while he and I are crossing the street is not intimidating. It's actually kind of hilarious.

However, I do not appreicate being exposed to yet another interesting experience, which, along with others, have the cumulative effect of slowly but surely pushing me towards writing an autobiographical comic. God damn you both. It will take twice the customary weeks of crushing dullness to convince me that wouldn't be worth making now than it might otherwise. Jerks. >:(

But thank you for finding me so breathlessly ravishing that you feel offended anyone else is pawing me at night other than you. If it makes you feel more at peace with things, you are ugly, so you would have never had a chance anyway. <3.

Posted by Spike at August 8, 2005 09:57 PM

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i'm jealous. we just get old ladies staring at us with really sour looks. totally not as funny.

Posted by jaclyn at August 9, 2005 12:45 AM
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Being with Matt makes you a queen, but otherwise (with one of those guys) you'd be a bitch or a ho.

Matt is better.

Posted by L Jonte at August 9, 2005 12:50 AM
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Wow. It's raining stoopid.

Posted by Lea at August 9, 2005 12:51 AM
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Oh my god.

That totally beats the joy of telling Jewish guys I'm Palestinian.

Posted by Brenna at August 9, 2005 01:06 AM
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Maybe they are ants or bees in search of a hive leader and your scent was right or something? Maybe it's something far, far freakier than racism. Because, really, who says things like "We're gonna steal our queen back"?

Posted by shadefell at August 9, 2005 12:48 PM
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Or maybe they were gay and reffering to Matt.

Posted by michael patrick at August 9, 2005 09:44 PM
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Good point. We all view Matt is being very heterosexual, a man among men, but maybe he has a sordid history we don't know about and those men did. They are probably very sad that their ruling gay monarch is with some filthsome cunt-having person. The bitch.

Posted by shadefell at August 10, 2005 08:29 AM
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Or maybe they just think he's hot.

Posted by michael patrick at August 10, 2005 08:40 AM
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Maybe you've stolen Matt from his previous life as a drag queen, and now they're coming to steal him back?

Posted by Eric M at August 11, 2005 10:59 AM
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