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April 25, 2006
Mojizu: Lyle Croc O' Guile.
Loathsome Lyle, Croc o' Guile.
He lurks behind my firewood pile.
Not quite the same as other crocs,
A pillowy bit in thigh-high socks.
He munches mice and voles and rats,
Tubby old toads, incautious cats.
But now and again behind that pile,
Lyle will take a taste of... Lyle.
I know it hurts, he's told me so.
And I know his bite, where each tooth goes.
But "See what they've done!" poor Lyle cries.
"Steel yourself, and turn your eyes
To the pain they've caused my fragile soul!"
He bites his lip, then, just for show,
Feigns a swoon. (Believe what you hear.
You just can't trust those crocodile tears. )
Loathsome Lyle, Croc o' Guile.
He lurks behind my firewood pile.
With each excuse for self-abuse,
I long the more for croc-skin shoes.
Thenk yew.
Posted by Spike at April 25, 2006 08:29 AM
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Comments
This guy is the greatest thing ever. It's the socks that really make him.
Posted by Magnolia at April 26, 2006 06:02 AM
69.206.230.21
Oh my goodness, he's so cute! I want a T-shirt with this on it with the words "Why am I so delicious?" directly underneath!
Posted by London at May 2, 2006 11:57 PM
67.37.235.41
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