spacer

« Templar: Did you catch the naked and shameless confession to felony child neglect/endangerment? | Main | OKAY I GIVE UP »

January 17, 2008

Templar: Hello, stranger.

Don't worry, I'll get to her.

And now, bullet points.

- I went to OhayoCon a couple of weekends ago and had a fantastic time. OMG HAI to everyone who dropped by or came to my panel. If that con taught me anything, though, it's that I'm not cut out for 12-hour stretches behind a table. Those of you who caught me sleeping there probably, uh, already knew that.

- I got a bunch of gifts in the mail from a friend of mine, which included A book about weird-looking chickens, and toothy teddy socks. And y'know, it was all better personalized and more me than like 90% of the gifts I've gotten in my whole life, not counting my wishlist stuff. That's kinda nice. Well, REALLY nice.

- This is gonna sound weird, but does anybody wanna send me a copy of December's Diamond Previews? I'd really appreciate it, and I'll pay shipping.

There, I think that about covers things.

More later!

Posted by Spike at January 17, 2008 04:52 PM

spacer

Comments

 

Por ben, caught between a rock and a soft place -laughs-

Posted by Turtlebelly at January 17, 2008 05:59 PM
98.20.250.53

 

My best friend has that chicken book. It's my favorite thing of all time.

Posted by Magnolia at January 17, 2008 09:05 PM
198.7.242.130

 

God. I want everyone to have that chicken book.

Even the idea of 12-hour stretches of con-ness makes me tired and cranky. UGH.

Question regarding Jakes: Is it just the ladies that are bald?

Posted by Brenna at January 17, 2008 11:47 PM
71.236.225.227

 

When is the book shipping to stores? I already have my copy, but I'd like to see it on Diamond's shipping list. That'd be cool.

Posted by Uthor at January 18, 2008 12:11 AM
74.136.120.41

 

Scipio's expression in the first panel really tells the story of a man who's mortally afraid of escalating the situation to a new level of awkwardness.

Posted by Lukas at January 18, 2008 06:15 AM
83.248.238.49

 

ha! Who called it? Who called it? That's right. I finally predicted something accurately for templar. Dang. Next comic, Raegan's gonna whip out th' cock o' science!

Posted by Nate at January 18, 2008 08:55 AM
168.91.1.189

 

I could send you the december issue of Previews, but I'm in France so the shipping would be expensive. Also it would have to wait until I'm back from my trip.

Email me if nobody else offers to ship it.

Posted by Wood at January 18, 2008 10:19 AM
88.196.124.161

 

That's brill Spike, no joke.
Anybody thinking what she's saying is crazy, welcome to my world, or more specifically, welcome to my *school*.
University students learn about how non-Europeans changed their environment in often sustainable ways, okay, not the Easter Islanders, but some did.

Professors mean: with an attitude of stewardship and learning, humans can be creative and economic without irrevocably damaging the ecosystems that support them.

Students learn: Non-white people are a natural, non-disruptive part of natural ecosystems. White people aren't capable of interacting with nature and we shouldn't alter it in any way, especially if we think we're trying to help. (For More of this bullshit, read "Deep Ecology" by DeVall and Sessions

Posted by Sarah at January 18, 2008 10:31 AM
66.41.66.213

 

that 'fairest fowl' book is full of win.
on a slightly unrelated not, have you heard of sarina brewer? i think you would appreciate her work.

http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/

Posted by eliza at January 18, 2008 12:13 PM
69.110.228.80

 

If I had to describe Reagan and Scipio by comparing them to animals (and I do), I'd say Scipio is like...a big fat chicken...and Reagan is a fox. A nice...lithe...fox.

Posted by MissusHow at January 18, 2008 01:34 PM
66.66.112.67

 

I called Islander first, Nate! Although I was kind of covering all the bases, so you deserve more credit.

I think the shaved head thing is more likely part of a coming-of-age ritual. One of the bald kiddies had a frank of beans, and the bearded guy was bald too - but that might not be by choice. I guess Gene's just an exception?

I get the feeling that he's like a lot of nominally Christian kids - enough has rubbed off from their parents to give them the basic value system, but they're not really vehement believers. That's how it worked for me, anyways.

Posted by sushi jones at January 18, 2008 04:44 PM
64.230.68.140

 

I can get that for you- either e-mail me, or better yet drop me a message at Myspace- I'm on your friendslist. I just need to know if you need the catalogue, or what exactly (my hunny works at a comic book store) we should send.
www.myspace.com/lunakitten

Posted by Claudia at January 18, 2008 08:44 PM
71.104.252.130

 

Gene's mom is really raking her fingers through his hair, too - is she jealous that he gets to have hair, or is she wishing he would let her shave it off like it's supposed to be?

Posted by Joelle at January 18, 2008 09:35 PM
24.84.207.77

 

sarah: So very, very true.

spike: I'd have your babies if we weren't both spoken for and also if it were medically possible.

Posted by alec at January 19, 2008 03:31 AM
70.173.192.87

 

I wouldn't say Scipio is a big fat chicken.. though I would say he is definitely the bastard lovechild of C-3PO and Shaq.

Posted by Eric Chapman at January 20, 2008 09:22 PM
216.38.180.221

 

Oh no! Put that knife down! And is that young woman taking off her dress?

Posted by Bex at January 21, 2008 03:11 AM
98.207.253.33

 

Maybe she's gonna nurse one of the kids in a perfectly natural way?

Posted by Kat at January 21, 2008 10:07 AM
70.48.237.15

 

If somebody - even my mother - told me to "let my pretty head out" I'm pretty sure I would start running in the opposite direction.

Posted by jonessoda at January 21, 2008 10:27 AM
71.56.182.83

 

It looks as though that girl is wearing something under her dress. I think I see something under her armpit. However, given how strategically that speech bubble is covering the nipple area, it's hard to say.

And, omigod, not Gene's hair!!

Posted by Kitty at January 21, 2008 12:05 PM
24.85.38.56

 

This is usually the point in my first dates - knife comes out, brainwashed girl removes her top - that things get Weird.

Posted by sushijones at January 21, 2008 01:09 PM
64.230.48.15

 

"mommy's coming home?"

poor zora.

Posted by eliza at January 21, 2008 04:11 PM
69.110.228.80

 

The good thing about Zora having her hair cut is that when it grows back, it'll be in all these adorable little curls. On Gene? It takes ages for a guy's hair to get to look good long.

Posted by Jala at January 21, 2008 04:26 PM
24.107.229.161

 

Oh geeze. Love this comic.
1.) Step away from the hair, momma.
2.) Holy COW do Gene and his mam look alike.
3.) Poor Zora. :(
4.) The thus far silent and nameless girl has a look of peace and, dare I say it, sanity around her. However, I could eat those words..
~S~

Posted by S at January 22, 2008 12:14 PM
72.78.254.183

 

Start eating ~S~...

Posted by Matt at January 23, 2008 05:24 AM
220.253.156.55

 

Hey, now...nothing insane about what she's doing. Not with her probable upbringing. Not the most (our) culturally acceptable, breastfeeding in front of strangers, and maybe not the most -bright- thing to do, breastfeeding at that age...but I've known crazy, and that ain't it. It's kinda nice. And yeah, she has a peaceful look...almost beatific.

On the other hand...Scips look...and Reagan's smirk...*falls down giggling*

Posted by coyoteweeps at January 23, 2008 05:35 AM
71.195.226.194

 

Called it.

Posted by Kat at January 23, 2008 09:08 AM
70.48.41.149

 

Me thinks that lady is eyeing Scip for breeding.

Posted by Kitty at January 23, 2008 09:48 AM
24.85.38.56

 

"hey big boy, i've got enough awkward religious sect milk for everyone..."

Posted by eliza at January 23, 2008 10:34 AM
69.110.228.80

 

She totally is. I'm guessing a Good Jake Girl will marry a fellow Jake, but then also have kids with other men of different "families". And I bet those other men don't have to be Jakes, and probably don't have to play a part in being fathers, either. So a Good Jake Girl gets to go after a man with hair occasionally!

Posted by Joelle at January 23, 2008 10:37 AM
24.84.207.77

 

Oh god I want an icon of Scip's O_O face.

Reagan's face in that panel is also priceless.

Posted by hannah at January 23, 2008 11:20 AM
76.115.177.38

 

Oh god, her expression is CRIMINAL. Ben's is awesome too.

I guess "lurching" refers to breeding outside of Jake... Eugenics on a personal level is always pretty creepy.

Posted by sushijones at January 23, 2008 11:47 AM
64.230.72.137

 

Those kids are, what... 3? 4? More?

I've recently learned there is a secret society of mothers who breastfeed their kids _well_ after what is considered the cultural norm. On pumped milk if not the actual nipple. Medically speaking, it's probably perfectly healthy, but it does throw up all kinds of red flags for other people. As Scip is clearly demonstrating.

Posted by malex at January 23, 2008 11:57 AM
67.101.99.241

 

I seem to recall, as well, that if a woman breastfeeds it delays ovulation, doesn't it? So if she has that many children and she's breast feeding they must be pretty old.

Anyway, I'm dying to know she is. Gene's sister? Apollo's second wife?

Posted by Kitty at January 23, 2008 01:06 PM
24.85.38.56

 

^^ Let's hope she's not both of those...

Posted by Bremma at January 23, 2008 06:27 PM
71.171.23.241

 

I keep getting distracted when I try and read this update. It looks like Scip shares this problem.

Posted by Tekkactus at January 23, 2008 08:35 PM
72.81.62.171

 

Look at Scipio.

That's what it looks like to have all your paradigms shifting without the clutch.

Posted by jonessoda at January 24, 2008 06:30 AM
71.56.182.83

 

i suppose she could also be looking at ben... or reagan? how do jakes feel about the lgbt spectrum?

Posted by eliza at January 24, 2008 12:28 PM
69.110.228.80

 

Dangit, I'm going to need some A1 to get these words down. And maybe a side of fries.

~S~

Posted by S at January 24, 2008 01:25 PM
72.78.254.183

 

HA scipo.

oh man, how i will toss and turn awaiting the next installment. oddly enough, i think i'm more concerned for gene's hair than anything else.

Posted by Jenn at January 24, 2008 05:28 PM
75.37.30.230

 

I hate to admit, but me and Scip just had the same reaction.

Regan's probably got a whole backlog in her brain of Scip's "scare the square" moments.

Posted by Dave at January 25, 2008 12:10 AM
76.197.193.117

 

The rule about when to stop breastfeeding I've always heard is:

"If they're old enough to ask for it, they're too old!"

Posted by Triplehammer at January 25, 2008 08:14 AM
71.112.20.34

 

She's scary. I'm hiding.

Posted by di'Taykan at January 25, 2008 08:23 PM
75.70.132.54

 

If there are a lot of kids back to back breast feeding isn't to odd up to age 5-6. This is of course assuming their weened and its just the equivalent of a snack of mommy doesn't love the baby more then you kind of thing. Kids seem way to active to have been only living on mother's milk I'd think....

Posted by Ashe at January 26, 2008 12:16 AM
98.207.152.64

 

Waitwaitwait. Their religion demands that they actively work towards the destruction of civilization? Hardcore.

Posted by Fishy at January 26, 2008 09:24 PM
158.182.248.247

 

Uh-oh. Careful Spike, this is getting -very- appealing, right about now. Unfortunately, I know what I look like bald...but that's about the only thing that's stopping me from going all-out Jake.

Posted by coyoteweeps at January 27, 2008 03:24 AM
71.195.226.194

 

Though her interest in Jakeskin is obviously some sort of perverse amusement, Regan could very well end up nekkid with her head shaved if she comes back to see the "others." You have to be careful showing too much interest in certain religions.

I know too well. My extended family are Mormons. You show a tiny bit of polite curiosity, and before you know it missionaries are at your door 24/7.

"No thank you, Grandma. I respect your beliefs, but I don't want to be a breeding factory so all the little angel babies can come down from heaven." :)

Posted by Dotcom at January 27, 2008 04:42 AM
68.166.68.186

 

Though her interest in Jakeskin is obviously some sort of perverse amusement, Regan could very well end up nekkid with her head shaved if she comes back to see the "others." You have to be careful showing too much interest in certain religions.

I know too well. My extended family are Mormons. You show a tiny bit of polite curiosity, and before you know it missionaries are at your door 24/7.

"No thank you, Grandma. I respect your beliefs, but I don't want to be a breeding factory so all the little angel babies can come down from heaven." :)

Posted by Dotcom at January 27, 2008 04:42 AM
68.166.68.186

 

Cool, Gene's "Catalyze decomposition" thing from the Mob Goes Wild is finally explained.

Posted by sushi jones at January 28, 2008 12:15 AM
64.230.49.115

 

so...who's jake?

Posted by eliza at January 28, 2008 02:02 PM
69.110.228.80

 

Hey Spike-
I'm holding the December Diamond Previews for you- let me know where to send it, and don't worry about shipping- it's the least i can do to thank you.

Posted by Claudia at January 28, 2008 11:13 PM
71.104.252.130

 

*chuckles* Uh-oh, Ben...your shield just left.

So far, I like Feather. I think she and Reagan are either going to get along famously or end up killing each other in an epic battle of DOOM...but I like her. I like her choices for names...yet another neat Jakeskin tradition, or just her own personal slant on it, I wonder?

Posted by coyoteweeps at January 29, 2008 06:24 AM
71.195.226.194

 

she mentioned spoken history living on after the rest of civilization crumbles. do you think they memorize books and plays ala fahrenheit 451?

Posted by eliza at January 29, 2008 02:30 PM
69.110.228.80

 

Dang, if I had my drothers I'd totally change my first & middle name to "Marcel Duchamp." Or possibly "Francis Bacon" - and not for the guy who wrote 'The New Atlantis.'

I'm loving the Jakes, and moreso Reagan's perverse glee at being in their presence. It's like she's encountered something so unmistakably Other that she's just barely able to hold her atoms together due to the freak factor.

Posted by Anomie at January 29, 2008 10:56 PM
69.152.174.110

 

@dotcom

speaking of mormons, i'm told that the best way to get rid of them permanently is to invite them in to tell you more about their holy book -- and then jack off to whatever they say.

... at least they left my friend alone after that.

Posted by Miako at January 30, 2008 12:31 PM
128.147.28.1

 

Ben's gonna use this for an article, innit he?

Posted by Kitty at January 30, 2008 03:31 PM
24.85.38.56

 

Grafiti hooded figures, again. They've shown up a couple places. I feel like Templar should have burst long ago from all the crazy culture that Spike's been doling out in little packets for us to enjoy and argue over. There's obviously tons and tons more we haven't even seen yet. Spike, how far in advance do you plan your plot? Because it's a nice change from people who sort of make it up as they go along.

Posted by Jala at January 30, 2008 05:02 PM
24.107.229.161

 

So, the Jakes are one of those end of the world religions/cults. "When society collapses we will be ready to pick up the pieces." and all that then.

Well I sure hope the world doesn't end. If the Jakes survive I have very little hope for the future of humankind.

Posted by That Guy at January 30, 2008 05:21 PM
71.124.61.226

 

Those of you looking for a game that must surely be something like the one Eugene is playing, check out Synaesthete:

https://typo3.digipen.edu/index.php?id=986

Posted by Triplehammer at January 30, 2008 06:22 PM
71.112.20.34

 

Spike! Make another damned weblog post, already!

:D

Posted by Anonymous at February 1, 2008 03:03 AM
72.65.153.93

 

Ben looks so cute combing and mussing his hair. "Uh oh. Been spotted!"

Posted by Julia at February 1, 2008 11:01 AM
76.26.101.143

 

So I re-read Templar the other night before bed.


...THAT was a dumb idea.


My dreams are usually pretty retarded, but having to deal with Ben, Zora and Scip and for some reason, Curio... well, they were certainly extremely interesting dreams.

Posted by Lauren at February 1, 2008 06:22 PM
168.16.143.13

 

I visited this site and found it informative u also visit this site and surely u will find this visit productive mcse certification

Posted by james at December 30, 2009 11:56 PM
115.186.17.121

 

I visited this site and found it informative u also visit this site and surely u will find this visit productive.

Posted by mcse certification at December 30, 2009 11:57 PM
115.186.17.121

spacer

Post a comment













Remember personal info?






spacer