My neighbor, White Guy, was just escorted from the apartment he shared with his boyfriend, Black Guy, by four cops. Carrying a suitcase.
DRAAA MAAAA.
Now, it's been a while since the lock was changed, so I'm assuming he was escorted TO the apartment by the cops, too. Matt theorizes that it was to get the last of his belongings, and prevent the chore from becoming yet another tumble in the rough with his ex.
In any case, White Guy is gone, and it looks like he's staying gone.
Good. He was a shitbird.
Think I'll blast a little Saul Williams through the wall tonight, just to remember him by.
Happy trails, ya clown.
So long white guy! Write if you find work.