OH MY GODDESS

The GODDESS KRING is going to be on SCANTV tonight at 10:30, PST, and for the first time, I GET TO WATCH HER. Internet, I LOVE you!

Finally, all that wacky Kring-ian self-absorption in one single half-hour push, instead of bits and pieces where I can grab 'em. Not that there aren't plenty of those. But hey, no more of the good word second hand, goddamn it. I'm goin' straight to the source. And I ain't talkin' about her livejournal.

Blah blah Tori Amos blah blah endless endless photos of me blah blah Is my nudity distracting you from my terrible dancing blah blah blah I WAS A RENEGADE SAMURAI IN A PAST LIFE blah.

I can't WAIT. Let's see if I can resist shooting myself fifteen minutes in!