Hurricane Katrina.
Illegal wiretaps.
CIA name leaks.
Iraq quagmire.
Full-throttle neoptism.
Escalation in Iran.
Osama, still chillin' in Pakistan.
No weapons of mass destruction. Anywhere.
Rising body count.
Falling opinion polls.
And the quiet death and removal of my very favorite bonehead website, ThenLeave.com.
o/` I TOLD you soooo. o/`
T-shirts still available! Wanna pretend you weren't one of the hoodwinked? Now's the time to buy!
And for those of you "staying the course?" Enjoy! I hope the draft gets reinstated and gas goes up to fifteen bucks a gallon. FREEDOM ISN'T FREE, YA KNOW!
AHA HA HA HA HA.
HA.
Feel free to shit yourself with rage in the comments, because I personally guarantee I won't care. And hey, make sure to bring up Clinton! Lord knows that's the best you guys can do, these days.

YOU HORRIBLE LIBERAL TERRORIST! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL WITH THE QUEERS AND DEMOCRATS! DIEDIEDIEDI-
Sorry. My evil, Neo-Con twin got a hold of the keyboard. He's back in the crawlspace now.
You try to hard. Its pathetically amusing.
Pants-shitter number one!
Any more takers? DANCE FOR ME.
Man, for an insult Jennifer, that was lame. And it's too...not to. GRAMMAR is your friend.
"amusing" is one of those words that people use when they actually mean "your words fill me with rage but I will pretend they do not in order to seem cool". And I don't think anyone could try to hard, this president practically writes his own insults for you!
k. :D
Well shit guys, what's she gonna do, tell me I'm WRONG?
She used to be able to at least call me a traitor, but even that's gone outta style, these days.
I don't think your a traitor. I hate George Bush as much as the next whining, geeky-hipster, I just think its pretty awesome that you make images like this to try and bait people to stir up some kind of internet controversy just to alleviate your own boredom.
Then when said controversy actually happens, your little forum cronies pop out of the wood works and pick apart my grammar, acting as if someone showing up to support George Bush is some kind of a surprise.
My initial comment wasn't even negative remark about the image itself, it was more-so a general statement about you.
I anticipate your wordy and expertly crafted witty response. Don't let me down Spike, I am an unemployed degenerate with nothing else to do but wait for replies on the internet. Don't break my heart.
You dance pretty.
How long did it take you to write that? Do it again.
Pfft that was dissapointing. PFFFT
PFTTTTTTTT
Now what the hell am I going to do with the rest of my day?
Buy a t-shirt.
I don't have a job, therefore I have no money to spend on trailer trash t-shirts. :(
I'm not really sure what your point is, here, Jennifer. I'd love to pick you apart, but there's just nothing there.
I know, I'm such a vacant shell. I wish I was interesting enough to maintain a blog and make t-shirts about fashionable hatred.
Then you could get forum cronies and regretably chatty, unemployed squatters all your own!
Buy two t-shirts.
I keep typing, and yet, I have nothing to say. I just realized, I've been at this for HOURS.
You have no idea how long its been since I left the house. I try, but I keep remembering I have nowhere to go.
PS.
I'm so very sorry I have nothing better to do, today. I'm just so lonely. Maybe I should try looking for a job?
Why, Jenny, such honesty! Whatever inspired this sudden burst of enlightenment?
Didn't know you had it in you.
:)
Jennifer, I, for one, think it's great that you have the courage to take such a serious look at your own problems, and hope that this will all help you to grow as a person.
Also, your spelling and grammar have improved miraculously! How did that happen?
How many shirts can I putcha down for? We said two, right?
Man- why does all the best drama happen while I'm at work and don't have time to get into it?
If a numbingly dull Bush-voter who can't admit to Buyer's Regret babysitting my blog for 18 hours is "drama," I need a better class of posters.
Three, please.
I know when I'm beat.
No problem.
I like you better this way. It's nice to see you never quite descended to insincere smilies or song lyrics. Can you even begin to IMAGINE how retarded that would have been?
man, somebody bring up the holocaust right about now.