Would you think less of me if I tried to sell you a t-shirt that prominently featured glitter?
What if it was glitter used ironically to depict a hopelessly splintered femur?
Cuz you know I'm all about that. Srsly.


The "Bonecrusher" shirt will explain itself in Templar's due course. Reagan, a la trucker mudflap, requires no introduction.
Click the images to see the new stuff! And remember, feel free to request variations. Spreadshirt's flexible like that.
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Also, I would maybe pay a million thousand dollars to hear Clutch cover Lordi's "Hard Rock Hallelujah."
Just saying.
Man, oh man, am I stoked about the Regan tee. I was hoping you'd do that one in glitter too, just to skank it up a little, but that white on black just looks classy.