What would you do if you were sitting on the subway one afternoon, and you looked across the aisle, and there was a woman sitting there, and she was reading a NASCAR-themed Harlequin romance novel?
Because I know what I'd do. But I'd probably have to get off a few stops early after she noticed the camera flash.
I'd buy a car and never get on the subway again.
I'd be not even faintly surprised.
I'd be disturbed... Embarrassed, 'cause, you know, when the Aliens (TM) come, they'll assume this person and I are not only the same species, but share the further similarities of nationality and gender.
If she made eye contact, I'm afraid I would probably give a long, sad sigh and slowly shake my head... I'm really not very tolerant of the stupid.
But surprised...? No. Sadly, not one bit.