I wish this had gone up on Friday, but Harvey the puppy developed a horrifying case of pudding-butt that had to be seen to.
Washable couch cushion slipcovers. WISE INVESTMENT.
He's better now, though, aside from some ridiculously bad puppy-gas.
Stuff like this makes it obvious I shouldn't have kids. Ever. I hardly have time for a six-pound dog's emergencies, who can dare to imagine what monumental failures I'd be capable of with beings that not only relied on me for their continued existence, but required three meals a day, decent schooling, and toys that need to do more than squeak. Yipes.
I had planned on a doggie fashion show for you guys by now, but the clothes I ordered were a little too big, so I sent 'em back for replacements. I ordered a chunk of Harv's wardrobe from here, in case you're curious. What, exactly? Wait and see!
I'll grant that I'd been out of the dog ownership loop for a long time before I got Harvey, which makes this a gross assumption, but... is it me, or have dog clothes gotten a whole lot more GLAM, recently? Is Paris Hilton to blame for that, or do people who like to dress up their dogs in the first place just tend to fit the rhinestone-and-pink-gingham demographic more reliably than the general populace? Because of all the things I've bought Harvey, once of the hardest items to find was the collar: Plain black leather, no bells or whistles, size extra-small. Sparkly? Candy-striped? Lavender leopard print with contrasting "SPOILED BITCH" embroidery? Not a problem, right down to extra-EXTRA small. But plain black? Took searching.
Poor Harvey. But I guess I know what he feels like. Plain black tank tops aren't much easier to get ahold of.
More comics Monday! And as always, you guys with DNS problems can find the latest page here.