Augh.

No. Unacceptable. Unforgivable. You owe us these comics and...

Ah, fuck it. I can't even fake that sort of self-righteous fan wank shit without wanting to choke. You're forgiven.

This is going to sound completely out-of-the-blue and what-have-you, but did I see you crossing a street in Wrigleyville on Wednesday?

I did a double-take. "Wait a sec -- she does that comic Gordon pointed me to."

Cut off one of your fingers and post the picture. Forgiveness may follow.

So... i love your work... and i can't blame you for missing once in a while... but don't forget that for some folks your stuff is a glimmer in a rather bland world that we have to participate in... much love
the bear...

Forgiveness will be granted once a proper spanking has been administered. Now all we need to do is find a volunteer willing to spank you.

I completely understand. I am amazed you update twice a week and at least you warned us. Anyway I really really love this comic especially Scipo.

seriously as long as templar keeps being unbelievably excellent you can do anything short of beating my mom up and you'll be forgiven

also on an unrelated note could you possibly make the reclamation shirt about thirty percent less awesome so i don't spend 24.90 on it tia

Don't show weakness! Do that and the lawsuits will start!

"It was wrong for her to skip an update, and it caused me mental anguish!"

Beware! Show your fans a united front. "Today there will be no comic... for thou art worthy of no updates this week!"

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anyway, the comic is spectacular, keep up the good work, make sure to sleep. We can wait, if we must.

I waited too long to actually -read- this. I've heard about it for practically -years- but now I read it and it's good so thank you.

It's Wednesday.... :(

Then stop doing it! I have no job I NEED webcomics to stop me killing myself. Now there is a three minute hole in my day which I must fill with despair.

You do realize we can't be myspace friends after this, right?

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<3

Hey Spike, do you do conventions? You've mentioned being friends with Dirk Tiede, and I was looking through his comic Paradigm Shift and saw a list of cons he was attending, one of which was in my area. So I guess I'm wondering if you do that kinda thing, and if you do, could you put up a list of cons you attend/plan to attend?

Wheeeeeeee! Comics ahead of projected schedule! Whee!