Templar: Now you KNOW I'm writing fiction.

=0 I like this strip in particular, "WHA'CHOO GOT THERE PERV-ASS?"

Regan is such a charming woman. I may have said it before, but I want to be her when I grow up,

I love reading Reagan's lines out loud. If only I could do it without giggling :)

OH god, Templar is consistently entertaining but this page really made me bust up laughing. Poor Ben.

Under another title...
"1 Night in Paris?"

Alright, I think it's important than in the books you publish your adjoining text below the daily strip to the strip itself. Even as an appendix or something. I found the perfectly timed and flawlessly applicable 'Nyu' more entertaining than anything I've read this week.

I also want to be Reagan when I grow up.

Also: FLANNERY LIKES BEN OH EM GEE.

If it didn't exist before, it does now. You can't draw attention to unfilled niches like that on the internet, that's how we wound up with Ms. Pac-man porn.

But yeah, what kind of crazy alternate reality is it where that wouldn't sell? Gordon probably watches silent films where the ladies show their ankles.

You kidding me? "Hot but stupid supercreature" is the plot of about 70% of anime these days. You know the porn version is out there.

Haven't you guys heard? The law of quantum pornography states that the second anyone thinks up a fetish, no matter how weird it is, there is instanttly a website out there somewhere dedicated to it.

Rule 34.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+34

If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.44

I think I'd rent the first disc, just to laugh my ass off.

It doesn't sell because it's a badly-made cash-in clone of the original Japanese porno-game series "Tawaimonai Oni Gukyou-chan", which was brought over to the States about six months previously under the title "Devil Girls Are Easy" to enormous sales. The target audience rejected the knock-off version, and nobody who isn't the target audience would be interested in it, so there it sits on the shelf.

Or something. I'm guessing here.

I think it's impressive as hell that Ben didn't stutter, drop and flee. Our little boy is becoming a man.

Q: How do you quickly get 14 comments on a strip?
A: Draw in some [see textual rebus below] and ponder its existence.

Awesome.

Here is the rebus that I had to do because your comment form thought I was spamming it:

(female chicken) + (formal neck wear)

<3 Reagan, of course.

Also, I just realized that every time we see a word balloon come from off-panel containing large, enthusiastic text, it's like, "Guess who's coming to dinner? Yeah, Reagan," which is what makes it so funny.

I love the way the sccubi's ears are drawn. Floppy goat ears give her an extra-creepy inhuman yet domesticated look, and coordinate well with the short horns and eye glands.

It doesn't sell because anime nerds get all their porn from the internet. They'd be way, way too ashamed to actually buy any in a store.

Plus it's really, really easy to find for free online.

PS: I have watched all of Elfen Lied, and I agree 100% with your earlier review. The fact that most anime review sites ate it up just goes to show how screwed up the genre and the fanbase has become.

please please PLEASE make a shirt of that. i can help :)

Wagner offers incredible insight.

Y'know, it took me a couple readings to realize what Reagan's referring to in the last word balloon - the paint splotches on Ben's face.

I'm not sure WHAT I thought she might be talking about otherwise.

I thought he was just blushing a particularly epic shade of crimson. I guess it works either way.

Blushing bright red did occur to me, but I figured Reagan of all people would say it WAS a good color for him.

Holy Shit. I laughed so hard at this page that Paul actually came down the hallway to check on me and make sure I wasn't choking.

Spike, when you hit something on the head, you fucking bury the nail.

That box set would be in my collection faster than you could possibly imagine.

Very few single panels do such a good job of reminding me why I love a comic.

Let me set this up for ya'll:

I'm a geek, no questions about it.

My friends are all either otakus or just folks I hang out with on forums.

At least 90% of the girls I know would are nympho, yaoi-girls, furries, or a combonationt there of(I have been studied by NASA for a way to put this universal freak magnet to use).

When you live hudreds to thousands of miles away from a girl that is being 'hyper' and your the only thing entertaining her at the moment, you end up with video strams you rather not have.

Combine all that together and I can name at least 13 incarnations of that exact video.