When you get naked on TV every week, I imagine you're pretty used to come-ons and catcalls off-air from rubes. But I don't think any woman is really ready for Moze. Not at first, anyway.
I've only met a guy like this once in my life. And despite being a filthy little gutter punk, he had the same kind of weird charm, a combination of borderline-offensive honesty and a half-polite, front-and-center lechery. Which, in a way, is a lot more impressive and attractive than player pick-up lines. To me, at least.
Anyway, new page, new votin' sketches. Hope you guys dig.
Moze sure knows how to sweet talk a lady.
I would totally do Moze.
Hell, I think I *have*.
Moze has just become my favorite character. I do sort of feel bad for his dog, though. Does the dog have a name? (I half expect it to be Yinepu...)
Damn. Well, that's one way to approach things.
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... congratulations, your comic has rendered me speechless.
Wow. He could give the Sincerists a run for their money right there!
The thought of Moze as a Sincerists frightens me. Deeeeeep down.
Although, I can't tell if he's trying to freak her out on purpose or if he's just saying what's on his mind.
I kinda suspect it's that last one.
hahahaha, i <3 Moze. i knew a guy like that too, and i was never sure if i wanted to run screaming for a chastity belt and/or weapon, or cozy up and fall right into lechery beside him.
maybe it's true that Tuesday can't be offended, but she sure does seem mighty uncomfortable, heehee.
I. LOVE. MOZE.
Put me on the "I'd do em" list.
Despite it all, I think Gene has the best lines.
Heh, "dick like a beer can".
Before now, I was wondering if it was wrong that I kept imaging Sunny and Mose with Bert and Ernie's voices.
Now, I know.
Curio is reacting as if she had no idea that Tuesday has a bald snatch. I'd assumed from reading their first "onscreen" interaction that she was familiar with Tuesday's show. Is she just feigning shock in order to distance herself from Tuesday (in a "I do NOT know you" kind of way)? That seems like a very Curio thing to do. Nothing from her is genuine. I thought at first (back last October) that she was a man in convincing drag.
Have pick up lines ever worked for anyone? Most of them are stupid as hell.
I also would vote for blue bush. But isn't there some sort of *secret* ballot? Never EVER tell someone "you can't offend me".
Ah! So that's what Sunny was referring to with the "Moze, do NOT!" comment.
You know, I'm willing to bet Moze probably is a Sincerist.
And speaking of liking him, dude's a musician. That's all he needs. The confidence and frankness come naturally; there'll always be more girls.
No AIDS during practice Moze!
Y'know, I wonder how much of this is coming out because of a) a wish to annoy Curio or make her leave, and b) as a direct result of "You can't offend me." I'm sure a lot of it's Moze, but maybe not all. Which is in some ways even more awesome.
You know what, I can't decide what made me laugh harder: Sunny rolling his eyes in the first panel or Gene's quiet off-screen interjection in the last one. I'm guessing Moze does this a lot.
Is it worng that I'm picturing Mose as a combination of Jay (from the Kevin Smith movies) and Hagrid from Harry Potter?
It's not too wrong - From his first appearance, I've been imagining Sunny sounding like Burgess Meredith in "Rocky," with a smattering of Dennis Leary. Moze, on the other hand, sounds like I imagine Eeyore would sound if Eeyore made peace with his conflicted soul.
*giggle* Curio's face is PRICELESS. And I know a few guys similar to Mose in action. None are both as cool and shocking at the same time as Mose is though. That's skill there.
By the looks on her face, Tuesday is taking Mose's 'sweet' nothings as a challenge.
Though I'm very interested in what Gene has to say.
Moze is adorable, in a perverted sense :P
If Moze is Eeyore, then is Sunny Rabbit with an enormous chip on hir shoulder?
(honestly, I could never tell he s/he was a male or female)