May 2008 Archives

Yer gonna embarrass me in front of the other cultists!!!

Eeesh. Some parents, you know?

So yeah, in case you don't read my Twitter: I watch trashy downloaded television while I make the comic. One of my favorite shows, next to "Women Behind Bars," "Bodyshock," and "Forensic Files," is a gem called "Intervention." It's a reality show where a camera crew follows an addict around for however long it take to get humiliating footage, all the while secretly training the addict's family to stage an intervention. If you're a fan of how-low-can-they-go style human degradation, I really can't recommend a better hook-up.

A bulimic who consumes and throws up so much food in one day that she has to strip to pay her outlandish grocery bill? Got it. And I only wish I could find the "Leslie," "Laney," "Betsy," and "Cristy" episodes for you guys... You know you're in for a ride when someone gets the whole hour to themselves. Chugged mouthwash, schizophrenia being self-medicated with meth binges, and an on-camera, on-purpose pill OD, just to name a few highlights.

Kind of found myself in a bit of a conundrum with the "Lawrence" episode recently, though. See, Lawrence actually died.

Lawrence was a 30-something alcoholic, and by the time the film crew set up camp, his liver was sending loud-and-clear FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP DRINKING signals, via massive, inexplicable bruising all over his body. His assistant needed to cut his food up for him like a toddler, he had testicular cancer he wasn't getting treatment for, and he was downing Big Gulp-sized cups of vodka in between puking up modest, but worrisome spatters of gore onto the rug. A good episode of Intervention has a lot of "woah-moments," But Lawrence was seriously nothing but one big WOAH all on his own.

He succumbed to his family's carefully-prepared intervention and went into treatment, but left before too long. He died a few months later in the episode's postscript from esophageal bleeding, which is something that can happen when you're putting away the booze like Lawrence is. Was.

After a bit of thinking about it, I'm gonna say I'm okay with that episode being filmed and aired.

Some people might say that making an exploitative documentary out of what were, literally, a suffering man's last miserable days and turning it into light entertainment is in poor taste, and I don't disagree. But most of reality television IS in poor taste, and to some degree, about suffering. Watching a 300-pound man shrieking in pain and vomiting after a 3-mile run on The Biggest Loser, for example. Or watching the skanky, pregnant 13-year-old on Maury Povich in the hot pants slapping her mom. It's all trash. Incredibly watchable trash. It's about discomfort and stupid decisions and, yeah, more than a touch of holy-shit-am-I-glad-that-ain't-me superiority. It's the firey car wreck you rubberneck to gawp at from the comfort of your own home. And if you like that sort of thing... No sense in assuming EVERYONE does, but enough of us do that they keep making the stuff... It's probably arbitrary to partition off how much suffering is too much suffering to put on TV. Particularly if the subject wants to play along.

Lawrence, like all Intervention addicts, was initially lied to about the nature of the filming. He thought he was taking part in a documentary about addiction, and had no idea an intervention was being planned. But still, he let the film crew in his house, and when things started to go completely to balls, he didn't kick them out. His participation was voluntary, like most reality show participation tends to be; even COPS will blur your face if you don't want to be on TV. And while he may not have known how dire things really were, he certainly knew he wasn't going to come out of this looking good.

He knew what he was doing, and he had the final say in it. That's really the most important thing, forget what each of us may or may not think is individually suitable for TV. That's about our own personal discomforts and limits. In the end, it was up to him.

Yeah. Anyway. Rambling.

Preorder, plz?

Templar: Woah. TMI.

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Gotta love Jackie's indifference to her brothers, ah, business.

Anyway, let's review.

The Jakeskin, or Jakes, are apocalyptic, survivalist, tactical breeders. They believe civilization is on the fast track to collapse, and do what they can, criminally speaking, to help it down that path. They're also big believers in prophecy and possession, and seem to think both can be induced in some of their members given the right atmosphere and mason jars filled with suspicious liquids. Gene seems to be one of those special people, but whatever spiritual squatter he attracts isn't really obligated to tell anyone who didn't directly provide his genetic material anything.

Oh yeah, and they have a bunch of crazy race theories about producing an army medium-brown, mixed-breed supermen. Scip is probably gonna wake up tonight with Jackie holding a rag soaked in ether and Spanish Fly over his face.

Everybody got that? Great. Moving on.

The Pre-Order Project is rounding third and coming home, with over $3,100 raised for the $4,400 print bill. That is AWESOME, you guys, THANK YOU! For you paranoid types who never like to order until it's obvious the print run is gonna happen... well, now's the time. Get one of those big, pricey packages, help this go a little faster!

And I promised shout-outs last post, so here's one to keep me honest: Neil Fitzpatrick, who I will probably refer to as "Neil Jam" as if that's his given name until the day I die. He sat behind me at ACEN, and he draws some the creepy-cutest, lowest-key comics I've ever seen. I didn't do many trades at the con, but I traded with him, and then bothered him repeatedly about how much I liked what I saw. Go be disquieted by his character design!

Templar: Annnnd RELEASE.

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So, yeah, he's naked.

Someone noticed he might be before but, yup. Just wanted to confirm.

So... I'm two weeks behind. Again. but that's cool, I can deal.

Part of the reason for my perpetual inability to catch up was last weekend's ACEN. Anime Central is Chicago's biggest anime con, and really, I can't recommend it enough. M'buddy Dirk occasionally comments on the differences in attitude between anime cons and comic cons, and I really noticed it last weekend. For one, people kept feeding me. And that was NICE. Believe me, I have no personal opposition to jellybeans, chocolates, or sodas. And wow, was the crowd young. So young, in fact, I went ahead and exclusively sold misprints at five bucks a pop; $15.00 books wouldn't have gone over nearly as well with the under-21 set, I don't think. I think it was a good idea, because I unloaded over seventy of 'em, along with plenty of commissions and sketches.

Basically, nothing but a great con. I'm just glad I wasn't in the registration line when ACEN's site got hacked and the database went down for most of Friday. Apparently, some people were waiting for, like, nine hours. That kind of had to suck.

Also, this scheduled panel was sort of WHAT.

HEY YOU

I LIKE SUSHI

DESU

SIT ON MY FACE

...

Anyway.

Someone asked me in an email recently if Templar has a RSS feed. Just Templar, they said, not all of WCN. And well, the answer is yes! You can find it here. And I encourage you, please, subscribe with Google Reader! It makes it easier for me to preen over my readership.

Tomorrow: Shout-outs, more comics.

I wouldn't say Zora's USED to this, but it's probably not news. Not that knowing it's coming makes it easier to watch.

Stay tuned.

I'll be spending the better part of today and tomorrow preparing for Anime Central, a con I'll be attending this weekend in Rosemont, Illinois. I'll have cheap misprints of volume one, t-shirts, and $1.00 sketches! HOLY CRAP, huh?

Tom Waits - Children's Story.

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Oh, Tom.

Templar: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

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When he passes out, they're gonna stick his hand in a bowl of warm water.

Or maybe not.

You'd think this page would have gone quicker, since there's no lettering on it. Yup. You'd certainly think that.

Of course, it didn't help that my monitor crapped out on me halfway through clean-up. Sorry, guys. Unforeseen this-n-that, I'm sure you dig me.

That same this-n-that has prevented me from updating the pre-order goal meter for a full day. It's so late now that I'm just gonna leave it until midnight tonight. Why not, right? Don't let that discourage you from grabbing a book, though. We're already more than a quarter of the way to goal! HOLY CRAP. Let's get this book paid for before June!

And hey, while you're here... why not subscribe to Toy Division's new RSS feed? Toy Division is Mimo's comic, a horrible, horrible comedy about the country of Vulgaria and the terrible people who live there. I recommend it completely.

Bye!

Hey again, guys! Due to multiple requests, I've made another adjustment to the pre-order options: Sizes for the Phineas Rage shirt are now available up to 4XL! But this is not without a caveat or two, so watch out:

- I am going to try my hardest to find these larger sizes through American Apparel, which is generally agreed upon to be the least-dickfaced t-shirt manufacturer currently in business. However, I've been to their official site, and I don't see sizes larger than 3XL. I might not have a choice about the 4XLs other than Hanes, or some other company you might object to.

- These larger sizes will only be available during the pre-order phase! So, if you wear a size larger than 2XL, this will be your only chance to score a Phineas Rage shirt! For the love of all that is good and right, ORDER WHILE YOU CAN!

If you have any other requests or suggestions, please, keep 'em coming! I like to do what I can to encourage you to give me money.

Ahem.

More comics Monday!

By popular demand, I've added a shirt/new book/sketch package to the pre-order project. this is ideal for everyone who already has book one, and wants all the swag in the dee-luxe package without getting saddled with an extra book! So hey, why not order?

And now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some commissions left t'do...

Jeez. Who decided that? Suck all the joy out of my world, why don't you.

Anyway, yeah. I wouldn't blame you for forgetting, but on like page 10 or 11 of this dumb comic, I mentioned Gene lives directly above Ben. And if Ben can hear Gene's guitar practice through the ceiling, he's definitely gonna be getting an earful of... whatever the hell is happening, here.

Did you know that in Benin, mentally deficient and/or deformed children are occasionally pledged to Voudon priests, priestesses and temples for training, since some consider them extra-powerful spiritual conduits? That's not too uncommon, either. Epilepsy was once interpreted as both a signifier of demonic and divine possession, depending on who was doing the interpreting. And then there's the recently deceased Audrey Santo. Left paralyzed, mute, and respirator-dependent by a near-drowning, Audrey's mother insisted that her daughter had "resigned her life to Christ" as a "victim soul," and if prayed to, would relieve believers of their physical suffering. (A concept yet to win Vatican approval, but popular nonetheless).

Interesting.

Also, THE PRE-ORDER PROJECT FOR BOOK TWO HAS BEGUN! With a bigger book and snazzier printing, the goal is a lot higher than it was for book one, but I still think it's do-able. Help get the book to print by pre-ordering! And hey, order the fancy dee-luxe package, and get some original art in the bargain!

Who's excited? I SURE AM.

Status report!

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Hi, guys. Sorry I haven't been blogging lately, but there's a lot to do with the second book being prepped for print, and my feeble attempts to close the gap on updates. They've been a little more regular, and I'm only a week behind, now! I hope to catch up completely by Saturday.

For those who don't read the comic unless I blog the updates, Ben's just been chewed out by Dr. Bash, and he's taking it... strangely. Lots of pages to catch up on.

And as I've been mentioning to anyone who'll listen to, the second Templar trade, The Mob Goes Wild," is now being solicited in Diamond's Previews!

These postcards go out to every comic shop in creation this afternoon to encourage orders. If you'd like to order the book through Diamond, give your retailer the code MAY08 3931.

...or you could wait for the PRE-ORDER PAGE to go up on Tuesday or Wednesday or thereabouts.

More later!

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