Templar: No, they're not match-making books...

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...It's a lot weirder than that.

And it's gonna get worse.

Stay tuned.

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That. Is awesome.

Is this templates for models to be made to be buried with him in a pyramid (or the actual item itself! - like the pharaohs) for use in the afterlife?

This is one of my favorite storylines by far! And I think since there was that 'millionaire' bit, he wants the actual items to be buried with him.

Man, what a waste of steaks. lol

What happened to just having your pets go with you?

Hey, the big kahunas back in the day could have shit-tons of slaves and stuff poisoned to go along and serve them, too.

I bet Sunny would shove a Mattel dollhouse, a Micro Machine, and a Barbie in the tomb and be done with it, if he did anything at all.

Poor Goblin - he's gettin squished!! Uncle Shep sounds like a few of my relative about what they think they deserve from the family.

Wait, was Shep expecting all of Little Cairo to pitch in? To purchase girls from Egypt? To be buried with him? In the States?

Given his earlier comments about what he considers beautiful temple dancers, fourteen-year-old girls?

Well, he seems like a fine fellow.

I kinda want to give Uncle Shep the benefit of the doubt, since the younger members of a family tend to be ridiculously harsh on the older ones. And also because Sunny has made no less outrageous claims about the people and things that he feels are stacked against him.

I think the term "model makers" is rather reassuring, honestly.

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