Because God loves you, and He wants you to be happy.
The best part about this UNAUTHORIZED AND PROUD OF IT artifact of the 90's comics glut is that it was published at the very height of Vanilla Ice's career. It was written, illustrated, and slapped on the shelf before anyone even had time to blink. The snickers hadn't even begun. We all still thought The Ninja Rap was sort of awesome. A guy could wear an airbrsuhed denim jacket without being hunted down in the streets like an animal. Strange days, indeed.
Me, I like to pretend they never happened.
A few excerpts.
Huh. Reminds me of my brother.
I'll bet Ice considers these the best years of his life. Think about that.
Go to a record store and demand some ABOVE-GROUND rap. Someone. Please. Then swing by my place once they sign you out of trauma ward, I wanna count the stitches.
Uhm.
3.7MB download. Have fun.
