WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. MY SPREADSHIRT SHOP HAD ANOTHER BABY.

I can't imagine why this is happening! It had three years of abstinence-only sex-ed in high school, and I made SURE it didn't have access to birth control!
Shameful! Just shameful! If you people would just let me censor the Internet, THIS SORT OF THING WOULDN'T HAPPEN.
