There's another guy standing bare-ass naked in a room in the hotel across the street.
Another.
He is most definitely jerking off.
I know he sees me. He waved.
This keeps happening.
I GUESS I'M JUST IRRESISTIBLE HUH GUYZ AM I RITE.
Brain Farts: September 2004 Archives
Playing with my dolls. Distracted until further notice.
See you guys after the initial overdose.
(PS: NUDE PATCH, PLZ. )
Bounced down to the local health-nut store yesterday to stock up on my preferred brand of multivitamin, and I noticed this.
"Food for Life" breads. They claim to be Bible-based, although I don't remember too many recipes squeezed in between the screeds about plagues and golden hemorrhoids and cud-chewing rabbits and what-not. Maybe my Bible is defective.
I read the copy on the back of the packaging. The bread's apparently made without flour, although I can't figure out how the hell that works. The Food for Life people think that if we all ate Biblically, we wouldn't be so goddamn fat and horrible like we are. Which is probably true, but I guess the Amazing Wandering In the Deserts of the Sinai Peninsula for Forty Years Diet was too hard a sell, so they just bake this bread instead.
This "7 Sprouted Grains" stuff was stored next to the obscenely vile vegetable protein "Skallops" and "Chik Chunks." That's not a good sign.
Is this stuff in mainstream grocery stores, yet? Are there ads on TV? I'm curious. I've seen news items referring to Bible diets before, but that's usually just and bunch of people holding hands and swaying back and forth in a church basement, beseeching God not to let them eat fifteen pies today.
