Dear Random Black Guys:
Muttering "WE'RE GONNA STEAL OUR QUEEN BACK!" at my husband while he and I are crossing the street is not intimidating. It's actually kind of hilarious.
However, I do not appreicate being exposed to yet another interesting experience, which, along with others, have the cumulative effect of slowly but surely pushing me towards writing an autobiographical comic. God damn you both. It will take twice the customary weeks of crushing dullness to convince me that wouldn't be worth making now than it might otherwise. Jerks. >:(
But thank you for finding me so breathlessly ravishing that you feel offended anyone else is pawing me at night other than you. If it makes you feel more at peace with things, you are ugly, so you would have never had a chance anyway. <3.
