There needs to be a new word for pornography that is intentionally devoid of any erotic usefulness. The kind of stuff clearly made on a dare. The smut that exists for the sake of existing, not because anyone ever demanded it.
Because none of you are really and truly jerking it to drawings of Calvin and Hobbes sodomizing one another. You're just not. I'm sorry, but I don't believe you.
So I've been losing way too many goddamn hours to Oblivion, lately. And it makes me wonder a little.
I've seen Otherkin, who think they're fictional fantasy creatures. And I've seen Otakukin, who think they're specific anime characters. And I've seen Fictionkin, who insist they have the souls of specific characters from novels.
Does anyone out there think they're a video game character, yet? Because that would just be too fucking perfect.
I don't really mean the three or four monsters of wrongness fighting over who's married to Sephiroth on the astral plane. I'm thinking more in terms of people who think they're their own RPG characters. From games we know.
I wanna meet the guy who thinks he has the soul of a level 39 Tauren druid.
Well, no. No, I don't. But I definitely want to read his Livejournal.
Lyle Croc O' Guile has been selected as a Hot Moji over on Mojizu! That's a good thing. Thanks for all the votes, guys! I should probably find out what a "Moji War" is soon, because now he's elligible.
Item: The Webcartoonists' Choice Awards are about to begin accepting nominations. If you make a webcomic, sign up, and nominate a deserving party. Or, uh, think about who you'd like to nominate. Site's still being built, from the looks of things.
Uh oh. Due to seven-figure embezzlement, Palladium Books, publishers of the classic RIFTS pen-n-paper RPG, is in serious financial trouble. If you've ever been even the least bit curious about breakin' out the Funyuns and Mountain Dew and getting your Glitter Boy on, now is definitely the time to pick up a few books.
Extraordinarily not-safe-for-work Dave Cooper comic. I wish my brain worked this way.
Would anyone at all be interested if I tried to set up a Templar, Arizona feed for Livejournal? Show of hands would be appreciated, before I waste my time or anything.
And I will answer my email soon. Promise. SAH-WARE.
