Sketches and Pictures: April 2006 Archives

Loathsome Lyle, Croc o' Guile.
He lurks behind my firewood pile.
Not quite the same as other crocs,
A pillowy bit in thigh-high socks.
He munches mice and voles and rats,
Tubby old toads, incautious cats.
But now and again behind that pile,
Lyle will take a taste of... Lyle.

I know it hurts, he's told me so.
And I know his bite, where each tooth goes.
But "See what they've done!" poor Lyle cries.
"Steel yourself, and turn your eyes
To the pain they've caused my fragile soul!"
He bites his lip, then, just for show,
Feigns a swoon. (Believe what you hear.
You just can't trust those crocodile tears. )

Loathsome Lyle, Croc o' Guile.
He lurks behind my firewood pile.

With each excuse for self-abuse,
I long the more for croc-skin shoes.

Thenk yew.

Got another one for yas.

Click to read his profile.

So there's this new site, Mojizu, and it's where y'cn go and upload little characters you've designed for fun and maybe sell a little swag featuring them and vote and promote and all sorts of cool stuff. Half my freaking friends seem to be doing it already, and you know how I get about peer pressure.

So I caved and uploaded Bunnypunch. Click her to see her profile.

I've got another one in the queue to go up soon, too. I'll let you know when he's ready.