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Iron Spike · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:39 am Post subject:

TEENAGE MUTHA! MEANS NINE MUNTZ-A TRUBBLE!

Thanks to a documentary Matt and I rented ages ago called "The Secret History of American Cinema," I'm pretty sure I know what's going on, here.

This is a preview for a titilating, softcore-style film that would have been shown at "roadshows," or traveling mini-filmfests in the 60s that blew into town, played a few nights at the local movie house or drive-in, and then packed up and peeled out before the authorities caught wind. The movies were sometimes called "whitecoats" on account many were introduced as educational or cautionary tales, and narrated by men posing as doctors in traditional white lab coats to give the movie an air of legitimacy. The most popular whitecoat of all time, according to the documentary, was an uncensored close-up childbirth film. Ee-yipes.

Anyway, I imagine the deal here woulda been about 20 minutes of Little Miss I-Know-What-Boys-Like skanking it up, her subsequent public rape (Hey, she's a tease! She had it coming!) and then the promised "nine muntz-a trubble." All couched as a learning experience for the audience. Because Lord KNOWS I can't learn a THING without long, lingering shots of "15-year-olds" (LOL) in their panties.

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Gerry · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:15 am Post subject:

A third part of The Legend Of Zelda: Light Of Courage! OMG

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=3610
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BrianS · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:49 am Post subject:

Wow.

"This isn't the Triforce of Wisdom. But it's something."

I have to say, I do like Ganon's randomly changing shirt, and the fact that the Triforce of Wisdom has glasses, a pipe, and is reading a book.
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Matt · Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:21 pm Post subject:

shadefell · Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:12 pm Post subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4

Mostly historical cartoon about George Washington! Features interesting facts about his genitalia and drug use. CHECK IT OUT.

It has a catchy theme song.
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Iron Spike · Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:02 pm Post subject:

More Nekojiru cartoons! Episode 16-18. Only the first two are seriously funny, I think, but it's all still worth watching.

Iron Spike · Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:11 pm Post subject:

And yet more: A moderately epileptic Bollywood interpretation of The Beatles' "I Wanna Hold Your Hand." I have no idea how much of this is parody and how much is just plagiarism.

Gerry · Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:33 pm Post subject:

Iron Spike · Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:57 am Post subject:

Uhm.

A video of an English lesson for Japanese speakers... except all the phrases are being taught via low-impact aerobics. And incredibly hostile.

This appears to be for real, but I'm not sure how sincere it is.

Wagner · Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:26 am Post subject:

Gerry · Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:51 am Post subject:

DirkTiede · Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:36 am Post subject:

Oh, man! DUELIN' FIREMEN!

I used to work with these guys. Even did some Gameboy work with them.

They still had Runandgun back when I knew them. This was going to be an interactive game, but it never got beyond the promo video stage. The whole concept was that Chicago was on fire again, and it was so big that there was nothing left for the firemen to do but wait it out-- AND HAVE A DANCE CONTEST! Yes, pot was involved, I think.

Goofy, goofy individuals. Very fun, though. They had their studio in this two-floor flat in Logan Square with a HUGE attic that they called the 'Cavebarn', where their sound guy had his setup. They also had a small half-pipe for skateboarding, a drum set, video editing table, and other wackiness. Had a fun Halloween bash there back in '98 (god, do I sound like a fogey, or what?)

Yes, they were pretty much hepped up on goofballs, most of the time. Strangely enough, I got to know them when I worked at Arthur Andersen. -- we all worked in the 'online broadcast' part together. They were actually my first real client when I started freelancing in '99.

Crazy.

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Gerry · Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:50 pm Post subject:

Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subrscribe to your newsletter.

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Iron Spike · Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:30 am Post subject:

Stolen from SA: Five minutes of homosexual Super Dollfie rape, done with still photos spliced together with a techno soundtrack featuring the phrase "I will not apologize for what I need."

Thanks, Internet. Drawn-Sex.com